Rooftop Puns

Over 100 great puns.

Rooftop puns.

A roof is the top covering of a building including all materials and constructions necessary to support it on the walls of the building or on uprights. Everyone loves a great pun. Rooftop jokes and superwoman puns like a homeless vagabond approaches a woman who is about to commit suicide from by throwing her self from the rooftop vagabond says excuse me lady i know you are very depressed but you know eh i ve never been with a woman can you sleep with me your going to kill your self anyway woman replies what are you crazy to what he answers fine i ll wait downstairs. I m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Everyone can appreciate the value of a good pun even roofing contractors. Rate the best puns now. While some contractors may claim to specialize in. Let s sit on a rooftop at 2 a m.

I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof. And it s best to make sure that the roofing specialist you choose isn t prone to barking and or chasing cats. Our collection of funny puns give everyone all the feels.

For example the first rule of roofing is to find a contractor that will give you a good flashing. By january nelson updated october 30 2018. And talk about life unknown. Here is the largest and best also best puns collection on the entire internet.

Oktab bang wangseja is a 2012 south korean fantasy romantic comedy television drama starring park yuchun han ji min. When one drunk looks at the other and says did you know that the updraft is so strong between these buildings that if you jump off it will blow you right back to the top bulls. Two drunks are are in a rooftop bar having an argument about politics sports trivia and what ever is on tv. 50 quick funny puns that will crack you up in five seconds flat by january nelson updated october 30 2018.

Life is much easier when you just chill out unknown. Whatever the reason alcohol is a great subject for all sorts of verbal shenanigans including puns. Adventure awaits unknown.